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Funny Cat Names

Do you have the class clown in your home in the form of a cat or kitten? The kind of pet that is always and forever doing something ridiculous and entertaining without even trying to do so? Some cats are just natural comedians.

We know the type, and finding the perfect moniker for these silly kitties is as humorous as they are. Some of the following names just might make you laugh out loud because they range from hilarious to droll and outlandish to unexpected, kind of like certain types of felines!

Many people choose to name funny pets after famous comedians like George Burns, Gracie Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, or Ellen Degeneres, but actually some of the funniest names are the unexpected ones.

Like the cat named "Pickles" because he loved to eat them. It was an unusual habit, and yet it was the perfect name for him because it fit to a tee. Try and match your cat's personality if you can, and enjoy the list of more than 400 free funny cat names on this page!

List of Funny Cat Names For Funny Cats

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User Submitted Funny Cat Names

D.J. Meow 02.18.2017 For the cat name D.J. Meow My beautiful persian rescue cat, D.J. Meow lost his battle with kidney disease and diabetes on February 4, 2017. When he drank water, he would move his right paw back and forth like he was scratching... More about D.J. Meow
Quita Keeta 01.21.2017 For the cat name Keeta We once had a customer come to our place called Quita, but we had no idea how to pronounce it. We figured that it sounded like this, so we named our cat after how we thought we should spell it, Keeta. More about Keeta
That Darn Kitty 07.03.2016 For the cat name Damkat The little girl was the type of kitty that always seemed to have you thinking.. THAT DARN CAT!...so we named her DAMKAT. More about Damkat
little tango boy 06.29.2016 For the cat name Tango like the drink tango orange and full of life who was my friends cat. R.I.P little tango who sadly passed away a few years ago at only 1 years. as he got ran over by a passing car. More about Tango
Cats, dogs new best friend. 06.21.2016 For the cat name Dog Meat Both my dog's instantly fell in love with the fluff ball, just like a nice slice of dog meat. More about Dog Meat
She's my Pita 03.14.2016 For the cat name Pita (pain in the a**) We got Pita and another female, Tabby (original, huh?), at the same time from the local animal center. They were both about twelve or fourteen weeks old. Pita earned her name the first night we had... More about Pita (pain in the a**)
Squeeky, our cat! 03.01.2016 For the cat name Squeeky Squeeky wandered in our yard a couple of times as a kitten and he stayed He was a stray so we took him in. My little girl named him Squeeky because he sounded like a squeeky toy. He is very loyal, he... More about Squeeky
TUESDAY ROCKS 02.14.2016 For the cat name TUESDAY My favorite song is TUESDAY'S GONE by Lynrd Skynrd and so I named HIM TUESDAY. More about TUESDAY