Why my cat is named 2-Ply

I got my cat when he was a ferrill kitten. At night I would confine him in the bathroom so he could not hide somewhere at night while I was sleeping.After about day three he was more comfortable in his new environment. One day I forgot about the toilet paper...whoops. I got up one morning opened the bathroom door and the whole roll of was on the floor with a perfect triangle cut out in the middle of each and every sheet. He is now seven years old , all my bathroom doors must stay shut to protect the 2-ply from my cat, who was becamed named 2-ply!