Ah homes this is Jeffrey and Melanie and we are two extremly wealthy and mexican cat cominsues and we have at least 17 cats named Patches at our santuary. Most of which are Afgahn Short hairs with foot long tails that whip like Rocky Balboa. Patches is indubitably an amazing name. Toodles to all yal cat hoarders oops I mean cominsues. PATCHES PA PA PATCHES!!!