STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAD

One day, a little while ago, my cat came to me in earnest confession. He confessed to me things that I could never have figured out on my own. He told me tales of his travels across the Cayman Islands and into the time warps. Oh, how we laughed and cried that day. I will never forget my Mr. Sillyness Silly from the Land of Silly Happenstances. He is truly, and surely, forever in my heart.